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Feb 22, 2011:
Do you have a story to tell about yourself or one of your Redneck buddies? It don't matter who it's about as long as it's stupid or funny (WE PREFER BOTH). Write to us, tell us your story and we'll share it with the world for ya. Don't worry, we won't use your name unless you ask us to. :)

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How Much Fun is To Much Fun?

With all the stress involved with todays happenings, it's no wonder all of us hasn't gone crazy yet. People today have so much going on in their life, there isn't time to just sit back and relax hardly at all. It always seems to be; WORK, WORK, WORK, from daylight to dark. It's in times like these when the redneck in all of us wants to come out and go wild.

You know what I'm saying, so don't deny it. There's always someone you encounter during the day that you just want to slap into next week or drop that hot cup of coffee onto. Now I'm not telling ya to do that, I'm just saying.... Now this is where being a redneck comes in." here comes that pain in the ass now" and they start hollering at ya about who knows what....you know, "wha wha wha". Don't go getting your panties in an uproar, Just start visualizing in your head, What you'd like to do to them, think about how funny it would be to you and how hard you would laugh. Now just start smiling or laughing at the person and walk away. You'll feel better, because you didn't do something to get yourself fired or in a lawsuit of some kind and you just created a comedy skit in your head.

Now Don't ya feel better? Now make it even funnier. Tell someone what you visualized. Then they'll do the same and tell someone else. Now alot of people will be laughing at the PIA with you (PIA= Pain in the A--) and everyone will have a skit in their heads also. Then the group of you can take this person out somewhere far, far away and get them drunk or somethin else. (You know what a redneck would do). and just leave them there. Sound Fun? It does to me.

Come on People. Lighten up and tell us your story.

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